This was my first DSL ad.  Friends, I didn't know DSL from LSD at the time.  And I've never used either.  So I had to explain to the world what "DSL" must stand for.  Or at least what DSL implies.  And I WAS THE FIRST!!!  A few weeks after I did these monstrosities, a coworker showed me a newspaper ad that used "Darn Speedy Links" or something much dumber.  Shoulda capitalized on my ideas.  Or at least paid me for them.