This was my first DSL ad. Friends, I didn't
know DSL from LSD at the time. And I've never used either.
So I had to explain to the world what "DSL" must stand for. Or at
least what DSL implies. And I WAS THE FIRST!!! A few weeks
after I did these monstrosities, a coworker showed me a newspaper ad that
used "Darn Speedy Links" or something much dumber. Shoulda capitalized
on my ideas. Or at least paid me for them.